I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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