Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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