just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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