I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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