She said her name was "party"
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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