Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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