And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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