her vagine was all disorganized.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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