you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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