just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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