OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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