ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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