I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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