he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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