do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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