im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
We are two peas in an std pod
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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