he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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