i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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