New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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