I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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