so explain again why im purple
no
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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