Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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