Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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