theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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