Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Randomize
