It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
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