wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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