How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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