is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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