the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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