bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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