Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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