I can tuck mytits in my pants
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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