i think i have two assholes
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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