absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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