I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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