How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
