My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I would fuck him just for his dog
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize