You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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