Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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