I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
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My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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