Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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