So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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