her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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