Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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