He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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