I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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