do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Are we still banned from the library?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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