piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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