I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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