For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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