So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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