And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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