just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
This is my gift to your gina
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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