I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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