So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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